walking a drunk friend like
I think about this everyday.(via ph4ntasmag0ria)
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
p>how do i say this without sounding desperate?
When I quit stripping my resume is just going to be a piece of paper with a web address that leads to this gif:
How often is your dad “working late”?
- I admire what you do! I would never do it, but, I admire you!
- Wow, I wish my family would let me do what you do, such easy money!
- I wish I could do what you do, but like, I care about my reputation, but you’re awesome!
- I’ve thought about doing what you’re doing but my…
Please understand this.
More than ever, y’all.